Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Grammys

Watching the Jonas Brothers with Stevie Wonder doing "Superstitious" was one of the most jaw dropping moments of my life.

Coldplay can suck it. Chris Martin looked like one of those wind up monkeys with cymbals.

Kanye's new haircut was the second most draw dropping moment. But in an AWESOME way. Fade and jerry curl, gloves and sparkly jacket? Seriously.

John Mayer doesn't seem to realize, at all, what a tool he looks like. I wonder if Jennifer does?

Dave Grohl looked so genuinely happy to be drumming for Paul McCartney, it was adorable. As was the stuffed dog sitting on the speakers. Which probably houses McCartney's soul.

MIA is having her baby backstage now, as we speak. T.I. is going to eat the afterbirth, so he can live forever.

I just saw a commercial with Will.I.Am and Bob Dylan that's so offensive, it deserves a post of its own.

Lil Wayne totally deserved it, but how cute did Lupe look?

Okay, just to let you know, if Radiohead doesn't win album of the year, Im going to finish this entire bottle of wine

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