Monday, January 4, 2010

Because God Hates You. Obviously.

What colour is most like a number? How come bedbugs?

1.Black is 13.
You'll lose all your money that way, gambling with synesthetes.

2. Where did all the blood come from? Seeping from your box springs, in the corners of your nightstand drawer, behind the Radiohead poster? It came from you! It's your blood! They ate you like everything else in that damn city had been trying to, since the day you moved there. Pack in dirty people to these refrigerator boxes you call apartments. Add pets, children, livestock, no healthcare, shared bathrooms, pest pest pest. They came in on the planes! They snuck up through the muddy harbor! How come bed bugs? Because you couldn't stay in Ohio like a decent citizen.

Ask me anything

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