Science!

It's a little known fact that if you eat rice chex and corn chex every morning for breakfast for a week (with a sliced banana, of course), your urine will actually smell like chex after the fifth day.

Also, according to Tim Allen's new Food Network show "Food Detectives"*, baking soda and vinegar are both common cures for heartburn. I intend to use this information for evil, and convince someone to try them both at the same time.

Oh, and Pineapple Express was hilarious. Except for the unnecessary action scenes which were long and drawn out and not very entertaining even to the inebriated. But the rest of it was Stoner Movie Gold. Recommended pairing? Deep fried pineapple slices, coated in vanilla cinnamon rice flour, and served with hot rum sauce. I haven't made that yet, that's for Thursday, but doesn't it sound awesome? Oh and Jay? Tara's not coming, so we can eat meat, kill puppies, and use that precious fish sauce, which will from now on be referred to as Black Gold.

Tonight: Top Chef, Chicken Salad, Deviled Eggs, and photos! Cause I finally found my cord.



*Is Tim "gunning" for Alton's job? Deathmatch! No, Science fair! Bob Nye decides the loser's fate, and the winner takes home Bobby Flay.