Saturday, November 6, 2010

I Bet You Wish I Wrote YOU Drunk Emails

"You really didn't need an excuse you know. I was already anxious you were never going to call me. So you see, that's silly.
But I'm honestly worried about finding your book now. So good job, not only did you make me anxious, but now I'm worried and anxious. Which should make me good in bed, cause you know, all girls are better when THEY ARE INSECURE ."

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha. Win.

    Yes, as a matter of fact I *do* wish you'd write me drunk emails. :)

    Maybe it would distract me from sending drunk texts or leaving drunk voicemails.

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