Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Oh Wendy's, you are truly the Helen Mirren of the Fast Food World

stolen from The Gurgling Cod

I say we take a road trip to Waltham MA.

"They take the chicken and nugget it. Then they take the chili and magic it. So, here is what I did. I ordered both the Chicken Nuggets and the Chili from the lady. Both of them are on the dollar menu and I was all like "WHAAAT?" and the lady was like "BOOM!"

"Its like Jesus whispered in Wendy's Ear and said "Make it so that when you dip the fries in the chocolate malt, people will orgasm"

And now I have to go to Wendy's for lunch. I hope you happy Internet. First you torture me with Benjamin Button references all day. Then you make me crave a spicy chicken sandwich. Seriously, I'm totally sorry about the Hardcore thing. Can't we be even now?

3 comments:

  1. Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich is my favorite. And when I was younger, I thought I invented dipping fries in my frosty. Clearly, that is not the case.

    Unless you stole it from me.

    Don't bother denying it. I know you did.

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  2. Dude, some guy in MA stole it from both of us!

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  3. I love anyone who doesn't skimp on the pickles. Yummers.

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