I picked up some extra hours at work today, so I just want to extend a big thank you to my next door neighbors who have been grilling all day and right by my office window, so that my craving for a charred hot dog smothered in relish has actually surpassed my desire to see Israel chastised with actual consequences for their crimes against the people of the Gaza Strip. I've been reading a lot today.
the day that happens I'd be very shocked.
ReplyDeletenow I want charred hot dogs drowning in relish. I've been home all day and yet no hot dogs.
I may be a terrorist.
It's getting to the point where I'm honestly terrified to read the news each morning and see what new horrors face the world. And I don't have any brownies to make it all better, either.
ReplyDeleteIt rained here most of the day. Made a lousy time for grilling but a most excellent time for naps.
ReplyDeleteHey cats, every last one of you, here is a combination comment.
ReplyDeleteHot dogs not brownies will make the world better. But beef hot dogs cause Muslims don't eat pork and I think maybe Jews aren't SUPPOSED to, even though Marty barbecues in his sleep. I hate how people label you anti-semitic if you are anti-Israel being a fucking douchebag, when really I'm just being anti-Israel being assholes with guns. Rainy is good, cause it stops us from blowing up our fingers with fireworks on more than one day a year, also don't get me wrong , I love brownies.
Israel bugs me for many reasons, many days, and I guess that makes me a self-hating Jew (who decided to be an atheist years ago anyway). And I LOVE hot dogs, but only the beef ones. And never with relish. Mayo and ketchup, please. But charred. Grill marks are awesome.
ReplyDeleteMayo on hot dogs! You're SO East Coast.
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