Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Has there ever been an uglier group of people assembled on TV than the cast of Sunset Tan?



In a way, it's encouraging that you can be that hideously worn and still get a reality show. Maybe it signals a shift in our society's acceptance of ugliness, that we have learned to not require beauty as the one factor that makes ugly person's entertainment value valid? Now instead of just being okay with stupid and pretty, we're okay with stupid and possible a C.H.U.D.*



Just to clarify, that's not a still from C.H.U.D., those are the owners of Sunset Tan. In all their "I will spend my whole life trying to make women like me" glory. It's easy to make the mistake.

I wish I could find closeups of all their faces, so you can see the true damage. However, I am tired and also merciful.












*(Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller, which is a movie, for those of you born before 1984. Of which there are probably many, particularly if you found this blog while googling Sunset Tan, in which case, go do your homework)

2 comments:

  1. You're right, the one older guy that's an owner on the left his skin is horrible. If he got any more orange he'd be a carrot.

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  2. He could die of scurvy and no one would be able to tell!

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