Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I am writing this from the center of a black hole

THIS CRAP
makes me as mad as Palin when she caught Bristol reading Harry Potter. If you've had the misfortune of either a)making a dumb financial decision or b)being taken in by a predatory lending scheme or c)both, GUESS WHAT? You're not an actual citizen anymore. Only people who own houses, and get new ID cards every time they move,(and especially most importantly have places to live and aren't crashing with their family while they try to keep their kids in school) are citizens in Michigan and worthy of hassle free voting. Oh, and they're "thinking" of doing it in Ohio too.*

In envious news, Carrie's going to Obama Camp. It sounds like a magical candyland, where the water comes in biodegradable bottles, and everyone looks like an American Apparel ad.



On Jezebel.com recently, they had an interview with Curtis Sittenfeld, that girl who's in love with Laura Bush and wrote a fictional book about her that everyone's giving her crap for. When asked about Sarah Palin, she had this totally awesome response....

"I wish she were a fictional construct."

Inspiring thousands of readers to take out their sharpies and make t-shirts.




*Thanks to Ergotism, who is my daily reminder of why I'm angry

1 comment:

  1. That article did piss me off. Republicans up to their old shananigans again. I swear they just have nothing better to do than try to find schemes like this to try and fuck up the election.

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