Reason #5 Why You Should Make Out With Me

I'm totally awesome at recommending things to people.
What things? Why, anything at all.

Buddy - rent CJ7 when it comes out on DVD
Doug - Broken Social Scene
Marty - Word Wars
Rebecca - Champagne and mango juice
Jay - Critical Mass
Paul - Electric Boy
Todd - buy some fingerpaints
Colleen - Jennifer Government
Carrie - Living Lohan
Tara - fucking Phantom Tollbooth already
Sean - raise goats
Nate - condoms

Also - special recommendation to all of you - DONT EVER MOVE TO FLORIDA.
Seriously. Here's the list we made tonight...
1. Hurricanes
2. Alligators
3. Pythons
4. Cockroaches that eat your eyes while your sleeping
5. Humidity
6. Corrupt republican government
7. Cubans who don't support communism
8. Old People
9. Old Cubans who don't support communism
10. Old Republican Cubans
11. Rush Limbaugh
12. Underwater in 20 years OR baking desert
13. Old Republican Cubans who voted for Giuliani
14. Meth Labs
15. Meth labs situated over large natural gas pockets
16. Sinkholes
17. Street legal golf carts
18. The fact that when I google "worst things about Florida", I get 2260000 hits, and the fourth one down is a story about a guy who recruited three of his buddies to go with him and kill six people because he thought they stole his xbox. And they didn't shoot them, they beat them to death. With baseball bats. Also, it was an xbox, not an xbox360.
19. People regularly go to Florida to die. And not the quick "beat to death by meth-heads way". The walk around for months telling everyone in a 3 mile radius about their proctology appt way.
20. It's fucking hot.
21. People there don't believe in dinosaurs.
22. God hates Florida. He worked hard on those dinosaurs. Hence the guinea pigs. And the hurricanes. And she's probably underage.

See, why would you want to live in a state where the minute any domestic animal went outside, it turned into a viral mutant habitat destroying eat your pet threat?