1. The glaciers are melting.
2. The jellyfish are swarming.
3. The Queen is abdicating.
4. The vampires are winning.
5. 17 year olds still suck, but in a worse way.
6. The Princess lost her magic touch. Also she changed her last name.
7. "Meat" is no longer murder.
8. The Universe is now our Skip-It.
9. And the Lamb shall nurse from the Lion, and grow strong on the milk of enemies.
10. The roads through the sacred cities are infested with fish tacos, I mean Pishtacos.
11. The Vatican is preparing for war.
12. Famine is definitely coming.
13. The Hellmouth is the happiest place in America.
14. This:
15. Just don't call it rape. Incidents of concussion by knocking head against wall have skyrocketed.
16. The Ghost Rider and Werner Herzog are collaborating.
17. Feet have started eating mice.
Great list, Bridget. Dunno about those shoes!
ReplyDeleteThose shoes look like some sort of invasive species that would fight pythons and guinea pigs for control of the Florida wetlands.
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