4/20

There are so many different things I could talk about here, but you know what, we're not going to talk about any of them. Instead I am merely going to point out that you don't see alcoholics having a holiday solely to celebrate drinking alcohol. No, St. Patrick's Day isn't that, and while there is Catholicism, you can't have it. I would think the repealing of Prohibition would be Alcohol Day. But nobody really treats it that way. Probably cause you were all too hungover in history class to care.

The truth is, alcoholics have always been seedier than potheads, no pun intended. What are alcoholics known for? Temper tantrums, violence, pissing themselves, killing people with cars. Potheads? Sterility, memory loss, not leaving their house, and eating awesome food. Sometimes job loss, I've worked with those guys. Sure, weed can make an already unreliable and lazy person more so. And like any mood altering drug, people will abuse it to escape their drab or overwhelming lives, if they are the type of people to do that. But lots of you are perfectly responsible, pleasant occasional users that I'm more than happy to call friends. I don't usually continue to call alcoholics friends, though I may still keep fucking them. Kudos to reasonable people everywhere.

I guess my point here is that if you want me to respect alcohol as much as weed, then don't let the POTHEADS be more organized than you.

My favorite 4/20 tweets from the day:

iscoff

HAPPY OBNOXIOUS WEED CULTURE DAY FOR DICKS WHO DRAW ON BINDERS AND NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HEMP

bryan_champ

420, Skynet, and Adolf Hitler: According to Twitter, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a stoned, racists robot attack

Dave_Chappelle

How many potheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? - F**k it, we got lighters.

mattkoewler

Some guy is getting road head at east portal #happy420

SingActBieber

#happy420 hahahahaha not...#happybiebertuesday instead...I'm obsessed with him...not drugs...THANK GOD