The truth is, alcoholics have always been seedier than potheads, no pun intended. What are alcoholics known for? Temper tantrums, violence, pissing themselves, killing people with cars. Potheads? Sterility, memory loss, not leaving their house, and eating awesome food. Sometimes job loss, I've worked with those guys. Sure, weed can make an already unreliable and lazy person more so. And like any mood altering drug, people will abuse it to escape their drab or overwhelming lives, if they are the type of people to do that. But lots of you are perfectly responsible, pleasant occasional users that I'm more than happy to call friends. I don't usually continue to call alcoholics friends, though I may still keep fucking them. Kudos to reasonable people everywhere.
I guess my point here is that if you want me to respect alcohol as much as weed, then don't let the POTHEADS be more organized than you.
My favorite 4/20 tweets from the day: