There are three people in the world who still get excited for America's Next Top Model. Those people are Sarah, M., and myself. But luckily, there are more of you who only like to read my recaps. So in celebration of this next season, which starts next Wednesday, and the fact that this blog will soon stop being lame posts about the weathers, and instead become awesome posts about buildings and sunshine and crazy fucking television again, here are some of my Recap Greatest Hits. I am stocking up the wine as we speak.
Finale from Last Season: Sarah and I liveblog it.
ANTM Cycle 14: Mommy, what's a Whitney Port?
Cycle 14: Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs!
Cycle 14: I hope Vampires Are Real Out of Spite
What the Fuck Tyra?
All of Cycle 12 in one handy post