Wednesday, December 1, 2010

America's Next Top Model Finale: Roberto Cavalli wants to sell you some elephant shoes

"Bridget: I didn't watch the Victoria Secret show did you?
Sarah: no
i like how it says "sexiest"....
and I'm like sexiest fairy robot women?
that's sort of what they look like
Bridget: sexiest 20 year old woman on the edge of a mental and physical breakdown
Sarah: also, Katy Perry is like a roll of smarties exploded all over Charo"

Sarah and I watch the ANTM finale so you don't have to.


  1. YAY! TEAM ANNE!!!
    Good for her!

    ...and she will be cast as Olive Oyl in James Cameron's 2012 3-D remake of "Popeye".
    I can just feel it.

  2. You are absolutely right. I am ashamed of myself for not seeing that earlier.

  3. Heh. I think I pulled something laughing. Poor Charo. Gitchee gitchee gitchee!

  4. Charo always sounds to me like some kind of sucky lithuanian candy bar.


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