Monday, October 1, 2012
Things I don’t need you to update your facebook with (cause I already know)
- its good to get away on vacation
- it’s good to be back home
- republicans are ridiculous
- people aren’t real christians
- working on Fridays is hard
- working on Mondays is hard
- working on Wednesdays is hard
- having co-workers you like is nice
- chocolate is good
- ravioli is good
- bacon is good
- unicorns are awesome
- Amanda Palmer exists
- wine gets you drunk
- hanging out with your girls gets you drunk
- Community is funny
- men are pigs
- women are confusing
- you don’t have enough money to buy that purse
- you miss your grandpa
- parents don’t know how to work the internet
- your cat does funny things
- coffee is awesome
- people talk about politics too much
- twitter is weird
- happy hour is nice
- animals in foster care make you sad
- dead animals make you sad
- you still like bacon a lot though
- everybody you’ve ever met is the best person ever
- all people you haven’t met are the worst people ever
- nobody appreciates the small things enough
- weather sucks
- dogs are stupid
- your favorite restaurant is your favorite
- having kids is special
- the internet is funny
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addendum.
ReplyDelete-what you ate today
-cat posts are okay if they include video proof
-sexts
-hooking up
-personal mating habits
-clever yet degrading jokes (best left to private consumption)
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Disagree. Everyone should talk about who they hook up with ALL THE TIME. Because it's generally the only interesting thing going on. Unless they are married. Then they should just get off FB altogether.
ReplyDeleteDisagree. Everyone should talk about who they hook up with ALL THE TIME. Because it's generally the only interesting thing going on. Unless they are married. Then they should just get off FB altogether.
ReplyDeleteAgree. Plz gossip more.
Sorry I can not stop declaring my love for bacon or food in general!
ReplyDelete- how much you OMGlove the CLE
ReplyDelete- "CLE" in any way shape or form, as a matter of fact, not the the city just the concept
I was going to respond with something clever, but I was too busy dealing with my cats, dogs,and random hookups to make time.
ReplyDelete