Sunday, August 26, 2012

Twitter and I are Getting Married

4 Words After Intercourse

Fuck, where's the condom?

On a scale of...

OH MY GOD ANTS

No, they're happy tears

Wait, try MY kale

Rabbits. So many rabbits.

Is that Cheeto dust?

I Hate Your Glasses.


2 comments:

  1. John Darnielle won it with "Satan is alive! ALIVE!"

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  2. John Darnielle wins everything. Always.

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Who wants to fuck the Editors?