All I Want for Christmas

- a Higgs field of my very own, to cuddle and squeeze and force into a condensed quantum liquid which will bestow mass upon all the fundamental particles in the universe - to have all Christmas songs replaced by that one Mariah Carey Christmas song, which is the very best Christmas song of all (except O Come O Come Emmanuel, which I feel guilty about singing cause I don't believe in God, but I do believe that watching Love Actually 15 times in a row will lead to mental and spiritual enlightenment.) - to start playing racquetball on Mondays - a nail polish that never chips ever, so I can stop feeling like a weird hobo girl every time I spontaneously go out without remembering to repaint my nails. Also I would like my toenails just dyed permanently. - World Peace, as long as that still means I can get all the things I love from other hemispheres, like coffee and oranges and birth control. - 17,000 cameras - a rose daffodil hybrid that grows in January - an albino Australian shepherd (dog)(I would probably accept an actual shepherd too) - the first human contact with alien life forms, also please I would like them to have already figured out English. - A really really really good story from New Years Eve. - 3 dozen lavender meringue drops and a very expensive imported absinthe and... those flavor changing pills that every one seems to have forgotten about, I assume because they aren't that great, but I didn't get to try them so c'mon now. - bluer eyes - a house made of stained glass, way up somewhere in the mountains but also in the South and also very nearby an ocean not a lake (lakes that aren't actually inland seas like the Great Lakes never seem to clean to me, I think because the waves and wind never get high enough) - Belgium. The Country. - one week in Texas with this one particular guy - fake eyelashes made of mink fur - full body heating pad - to see the Northern lights. Preferably with the full body heating pad. Or in Texas, that would be pretty amazing too.