Bridget Callahan is Your Best Friend

Two Warren Ellis references in one day...And also the movie I really wanted to see, the alien/kid movie by the director of the highest grossing domestic movie in Hong Kong history (Kung Fu Hustle)...is only playing at one theater in my area. Is the artsy theater? Is it the behemoth spectacle theater in The Valley where I had to go to see Kung Fu Hustle? Is it an annoying small second run theater somewhere in Lakewood?

No, inexplicably the only place it's showing is SOLON. Only Solon.
Not only is this incredibly inconvenient, it's confounding. *cue Sex In the City voiceover*
Is Solon suddenly a hot spot for foreign films? Has it become the new Little Hong Kong?

According to the 2000 census, Cleveland's Asian population is 1.35%. Solon's is 4.9% Way to answer my own question.