Bridget Callahan is Your Best Friend

In the course of my emotional armageddon (emotigaddon?), I have slowly degenerated from Soap Net, to MTV Jams, to obsessive primary coverage, to YouTube. To illustrate this de-evolution on two levels, I present for your listening pleasure....a song that has been ruined....

First, the original.



Second, the prostitution.



Third, the rape.