Bridget Callahan is Your Best Friend

I'm sitting here, every day trying to pick up one more piece of the stale gingerbread house that is my life, and honestly, I try to get by without a lot of support. But I rely a little itsy witsy bit on reality to back me up every once in a while. Which is why I'm blaming my future nervous breakdown and eventual house arrest on the fact that we have a presidential hopeful who DOESN'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION.

Addendum: ANOTHER presidential hopeful.