Jerry Falwell is not in hell

Well, its been two days since he died, and so far I've received 3 text messages, 2 e-mails, and listened to three talk show pundits talk about the opportunistic bastard.

But I'm very tired of hearing about how he's burning in hell right now, because I think its stupid to believe in hell in the first place, and it doesn't make you any smarter than him, just more gullible. Really, who thinks Jerry Falwell actually believed in God?

This is a guy who converted to Jesus when he went to church and got a crush on the piano girl, who he later married. He's from a family of atheists, who was planning on going into engineering in college, and then *boom* he meets a nice christian girl and all of a sudden he's a Faithful?

Who knows what would have happened if he HAD become an engineer?

And he made a video essentially accusing Clinton of smuggling cocaine? He supported the white government of South Africa? He supported all the worst parts of Israel, while proclaiming the anti-christ would be a Jew? (yeah, I know we've heard that a million times in the last two days, but, c'mon, its a good one)


If we lived in a world without religion, he would be selling you videos and telling you about how he bought his first house at the age of 17! Without a penny to his name!

Anyway, he's dead, and he'll be just as loud dead as he was alive, and his body will decompose and stuff. But he's not burning in hell, or rejoicing in heaven, or doing anything of the sort. He's just dead. His death has little to no impact on our lives at all. Stupid stupid.