Holy Shit, I published this book! And now I really really really need you to buy it. Because you love me. And because you kept telling me I should write a book, so I did it, and now if you don't buy it, I will never write another one again. Which isn't true, I'm already working on the next one. It will have less pictures. Pictures are expensive. This is a pretty book. The next one will be ugly. Anyway, if you're not going to buy it, could you at least post this all over your FB and Twitter, and send it to all your friends? That would be awesome. Here is a trailer I made. Apparently, that's a thing we do now, make book trailers.
"What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while...What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though." - J. D. Salinger