Oh It's That Time of the Week

Sarah has posted the sequel to our screenplay, entitled "Top Model Recap: Tyra is a Vampire and is training a legion of Pirate Whores to take over the World" over at her blog. Go read it. We are the two people most likely to survive the Fashionacolypse.

Vampires! (not Irish ones)

This is too cool not to share. Thanks CB.

Female 'Vampire' Unearthed in Venice

"An archaeological dig near Venice has unearthed the 16th-century remains of a woman with a brick stuck between her jaws -- evidence, experts say, that she was believed to be a vampire"

So, you know, be careful or I'll bury you with my banana bread between your teeth.
But by far, the best quote in the article is this:

"...they saw a fat, dead person, full of blood and with a hole in the shroud, so they would say: 'This guy is alive, he's drinking blood and eating his shroud.'"

I don't know why, but I think "eating his shroud" is HILARIOUS.