I have not left the country.
Or run away with some traveling salesman I met through craigslist and then fell in love with at the Red Roof Inn off 77.
I'm not buried in my bedcovers depressed and unmoving, composing a tome about attachment issues.
Though that may have happened at one brief moment.
However, my laptop is broken still, all week. So I am about to eat ice cream for lunch, watch my DVRed Mad Men, and play with my new pet decoy crow Chat Andalusia. Hopefully I'll be back soon.