Bridget Callahan is Your Best Friend

In the past two weeks, my life has been a veritable whirlwind of excitement. I went to the see the hamster races at the opening of Petco in Steelyard commons. I also, on the pet vein, sliced open my cat's leg trying to cut a mat off her belly. Well, technically Sean did that, but I told him too, so I accept responsibility. Since Buddy, who works at Lakewood clinic, happened to be there, I also learned a wonderful trick for wounded animals, human or otherwise. Superglue is awesome! Superglue works for all cuts! If you take your cat to the emergency room on a weekend and plunk down three hundred dollars, they will still use superglue! So the cat is fine.

I have watched TWO Linsey Lohan movies this weekend, and one Hilary Duff. I'm on my way to the store to buy cheap sunglasses because my eyes swelled shut yesterday for no real reason, and while I can see out of them today, I'm hiding in the dark like an injured dog.

There is cat hair in every conceivable crevice of my apartment.