Showing posts with label troll questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label troll questions. Show all posts

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Questions the Troll Will Ask You, If You Go Under the Bridge

Question One: If a line starts in the middle, and moves like a caterpillar sleeping in its chrysalis, why do you assume the line exists?

Two: If there is a full moon, how does this effect a city's birth rate?

Three: What are the actual colors of things that have no color of their own?

Four: Are you brave enough to walk on the edge of it?

Five: How many stray cats equal one marriage?

Six: How do you squeeze water out of stone?

Seven: To defeat the dragon, do you use parsley, basil, or garlic?

Eight: Does the princess actually want to be rescued?

Eight and a half: Do you deserve to come back?