Bridget Callahan is Your Best Friend

Let me just state for the permanent record of things that at some point may turn out to be more crucial to my world view than previously hypothesized that I think Peaches Geldof is a great name. Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof is an even better name. I think she herself would be a million times better if she shaved off her eyebrows, stayed the hell away from MTV, and stopped trying to describe light. I'm starting to loathe the light describers.