The weirdest thing about an overdose is when I hear that someone has overdosed, I immediately assume they are dead. When I was spreading the...

(originally published in Roots magazine, 2012, but the lifespan of online literary magazines is unpredictable, and I want to have it somewh...

When Frank made the mammoth, it was in a room that pulsed with reds, purples, and orange-flavored pinks -- kept at twilight 24 hours a...

1. Be very quiet. Jobs are scattered, fragile things. Have you ever met a really paranoid person who wasn't a pothead, but was just ...

photo courtesy of  this terrible article  and also cause this looks like the still of a really good movie  Every one of us has had a mor...

She got them because when she wears them, she feels like a movie star, like an animated character, something more approximating a sex k...

I am, by natural inclination, a very superstitious person. Wait, let's start here instead. Once upon a time, when the Earth had ju...

I had a weird thing happen to me yesterday. I hooked up with this guy, just strictly a very casual thing, but he's a nice guy, an...

This is one of the most beautiful places on Earth. Of course, every place is one of the most beautiful places on Earth. But this particula...

There's a guy I know who just got a vasectomy. It's bad, because at first when he told me about it, I was all supportive and...