I sent this around on FB yesterday, but I think it's worth repeating. So I can have it saved here for posterity.



I understand neither his point or reasoning. But how many woodland creatures does Beck have to murder before we quarantine him? All the guy's missing is a large white tent and a river.

Please hire me to name your group

Teabaggers - people who hate taxes

Birthers - people who believe Obama was born in Kenya

Flamers - people who burn crosses

Mooseheads - Palin supporters

Second Lifers - christians

Lifesavers - anti-abortion protesters

Schmears - supporters of NRA president Ron Schmeits

Cherrypickers - supporters of abstinence only education

Bradys - people who believe in hetero marriage only

COBRA - Cheney's secret death squads

The Black Hundreds - Fox News fans

Dead Fish Society - Glenn Beck fans

The Beekeepers - people against cross-pollination